Look here drivers of the world
Posted by aaron on December 30 2008 21:57:05
Right... time for a rant
Todays targets are fellow road users. If you either
- Have a (or ALL) your tail light out
- Change lanes without indicating
- Drive a a smoking sh1tbox (if it's french thats okay.. its a factory option)
- Don't know how to merge without coming to a complete stop and then wonder why no-one will let you in
- Drop cigarette butts from the window. What???? ashtray too good for you?...
- Turning out of a street instead of taking the left lane, get upto speed then change into the right, just veer across both without indicating.. or wait until there is a gap to traverse both.
... Then i hate you and everything you stand for. I even hate your parents, kids and even your pets, roll up in a corner and die.
However... i have found a solution that is quite frankly... brilliant. The auto makers hook up a device to your genitals... If you do something that is in the above list, you get a couple-o-thousand volts to your nether regions. Not enough to kill you of course, because that would just be silly, but enough to remind you that you're a prat.
I'm sure it would take off.... accidents would be down for 1, litter would be reduced, cars would be maintained properly, french cars would be off the roads for good.. its a win/win situation people!!!!.
... And while im at it... guys wearing skinny jeans.... Sure.. if you're female and < size 14 you look good, no doubting that. HOWEVER! no male should ever think they look good in them. If you really want to wear some of your girlfriends clothing, get a pair of her frilly lace knickers on or something.... but leave her jeans in the drawer because you're causing car accidents by people turning to have a 2nd look at 'that freak'.. nuf said?