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English to become official Euro language
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| Ferni |
Posted on 07-02-2010 19:39
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility. .
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in
favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have
one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will
make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
Replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining
'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas. |
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| MilosVanAwesome |
Posted on 07-02-2010 20:19
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german. thats insane.
english is spoken in the worlds four largest economies. usa, england, australia and NZ
futbal tejks mi meni plejss
hod plejss kold plejss
bat aj preper for bitl
pipl ekspekt onli d best preforms
even ander ekstrim konditions
end so do aj |
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| Ferni |
Posted on 07-02-2010 21:54
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hahaha because Australia and NZ is a bigger economy than Japan, China and Germany? |
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| MilosVanAwesome |
Posted on 07-02-2010 22:48
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u know it
futbal tejks mi meni plejss
hod plejss kold plejss
bat aj preper for bitl
pipl ekspekt onli d best preforms
even ander ekstrim konditions
end so do aj |
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| Nicko |
Posted on 08-02-2010 23:04
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hahah I'd love to see this get onto Facebook and all the rednecks that would jump on it... "it's our language, fk off EU"... hahaha |
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| Dubs |
Posted on 08-02-2010 23:55
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kunts |
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